sedih deh

baru saja terjadi

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: yeah

You: how are you

Stranger: very cool

You: hm nice then

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: how about you?

You: not bad

You: where are you from?

Stranger: i live in south korea

Stranger: u?

You: usa

Stranger: cool!

You: thanks

You have disconnected.


they get excited when they heard usa. kayanya kapan kapan ngaku bule juga boleh tuh

LOL

hari ini gue di landa bosan, dan gue udah ga tau harus ngapain. akhirnya dengan sangat terpaksa gue main omegle.

kenapa gue bilang sangat terpaksa?

karena omegle telah membawa trauma kedalam hidup gue. pernah suatu kali gue sedang main omegle dan gue lagi chat ama anak cowo cina umur 13 thn. gue sih ga masalah dengan umurnya yg masih kecil atau warga negara nya atau gendernya. since i'm doing this omegle thing only to pass sometime unlike some other no life people who's looking for a date. no offense by the way

masalahnya adalah gue speechless si bocah cina ini tiba2 ngajak gue sex... wtf?
atau mungkin ada juga orang aussie atau americans biasanya yg ngatain fuck setelah tau gue indonesian.

belom lagi perverts perverts yg ada di internet, ada yg udh ngobrol enak-enak tiba2 dia nanya msn gue kan. well gue jawab aja "sorry, but i don't add stranger to my msn account" dan dia tetep kekeuh dan ngomong "oh come on, we're not stranger anymore" dan gue juga tetep kekeuh dgn jawab "i can't :)" ya gue pernah sih ngeadd satu doang bule london ke msn gue, itu juga karena doi seru abis gue ajak ngobrol nyambung. never seen his picture actually, but doesnt really matter right. because he's fun and i'm not looking anyway.
balik ke si bule pervo tadi, akhirnya terakhirnya dia ngmg:

oh come on baby, i have a webcam and you can see me naked.


jeng jeng jeng
"you have disconnected"


langsung gue dis, ya iyalaaah. yaudang deng ah ga usah di tanya lagi


nah yang satu ini kocak nih haha gue masih mesem mesem ampe skrg lagi nulis. mau bacaa? mau mau?
nih

Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: I'm Japanese
You: well i'm indonesian
Stranger: halo coy
Stranger: haha
You: hai men
You: haha
Stranger: piye kabare
Stranger: ?
You: apik apik wae
You: ngaku nya jepang
Stranger: ho oh..
Stranger: klo indo pasti di close
Stranger: hahahah
You: ga semua ko
Stranger: iya c..hahaha
You: biasanya american ama aussie doang
You: european baik
Stranger: negara kita disangka teroris tau
Stranger: gag juga..
You: iya emang
Stranger: justru yg asia yg sering terima
Stranger: hahaha
You: eh tapi european gue dapetnya yg baik baik tuh
You: oh asia kalo cewe suka nge dis gue
You: dasar cari laki doang
You: eh btw gue cewe
Stranger: klo Eropa ngomongnya sex mulu8
Stranger: gw cowo

begitulah kurang lebih curhan hati orang pribumi di omegle. bahkan harus berpura pura menjadi orang jepang, sedih sekali.....



by the way tadi gue chat ama bule amerika kayanya, terus pas tau gue indonesian dia ngmg:
i've reported you to the fbi now

dibawahnya si omegle ngmg
if the statement above saying that you've been reported to the fbi it's false. don't respond to the next statement

gue rasa sih si bulenya gatau kalo omegle ngingetin gue, gue jawab aja "huh?" trs dia jawab "yep" trs dia lgsg dis gue. hahahahaha tolol (pdhl gue rada ngeri jg)

ok kalo besok pagi gue masih di indonesia, berarti dia ga beneran ngelaporin gue ke fbi. kalo besok pagi gue udh ciao ke amerika, lo mau nitip oleh oleh apa? jangan yang mahal mahal yak




update: haha barusan terjadi kejadian paling kocak sekaligus membingung kan buat gue. could you please tell me? dibagian mana gue berusaha menghina orang ini?

You: but your english is pretty good actually for japanese

You: sorry no offense :)

Stranger: aha,

Stranger: i'm glad you think so

Stranger: i had lessons

You: oh good for you then

Stranger: ..

You: why? oh i'm sorry if i offense you

Stranger: offended*

Stranger: coz my english is sick yo!

You: oh really sorry............. hahah i know, but what i mean with good for you is that now you have a good english by having some course

Stranger: yeah,,

jd awalnya gue chat ama cewek jepang dari tokyo, trs gue ngmg kaya gitu deh. emg salah ya? terus doi marah trs langsung dc in gue abis dia ngmg "yeah,,". salah apa sih gue......

sekarang gue ngerti apa yg dirasain sama si cewe cina sepatu-made-in-indonesia. i've got karma, why don't i have kurma instead...


that's it for now, dahdah

fooh, ngoffense doang biasa kali

lempar batu sembunyi tangan

jadi hari ini gue buka kaskus. terus ada thread ttg website namanya www.omegle.com. jadi intinya di website ini kita bisa chat sama orang lain dari seluruh dunia tanpa ngeshare personal info sama sekali. kecuali nanti pas kita chat kita mau share personal info sih itu tanggungan kita sendiri.
kalo mau ngatain orang juga enak di web ini, lo bisa ngatain sepuasnya tanpa ngeshare personal info. trs lgsg aja disconnect lo ga bakal ketemu itu orang lagi :D

lumayan seru kan ya kalo diliat dari penjelasannya
terus yaudah deh gue iseng aja kan ikut ikutan, nah terus kan di acak random gt. trs gue dapet lah sama org malaysia. no more words from me, just read this one :D

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: wow

You: eh?

Stranger: male or female?

You: female

You: you?

Stranger: male

You: okay, where do you come from?

Stranger: malaysia

Stranger: and you?

You: haha indonesia

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 18

You: i'm 16

Stranger: o^^^

Stranger: a beautiful girl

You: you can' t tell just from my writing on the internet, right?

You: oh by the way, gue dukung manohara ahha

You: bye

You have disconnected.

nah yang ini juga agak offensive ya menurut gue. tapi kata yang lain sih dia maksudnya biasa aja, dan seharusnya gue lebih friendly. so, what do you think? i stick with the offensive thingy. but it's up to you to decide.

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: where?

You: indonesia

You: you?

Stranger: china

You: m/f?

Stranger: my shuoes mad from indonesia

Stranger: f

Stranger: you?

You: oh and you can't even write english properly
you have disconnected


erhhh, jadi mksd lo negara gue itu negara yg bikin alas kaki negara lo gitu? adanya doi yang tukang bikin segala macem barang bajakan. sialan


but seriously, this is a nice way to pass some time. you should try it sometime.
ciao!